Shoutout to Keeley/Kelsey/Kelley/Cali

Hey, Keeley. I'd love to put a picture of you on this page, but I don't have one...Yet. Anyway, Keeley knows how to say "Drink Bleach" in french, and if that's not a cool attribute about a person, then I don't know what is. I will literally kill myself because I actually will [insert thumbs up emoji here, I can't because I'm not on an apple device, but whatever] and yeah. You're cool, Cali.